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Ahead of the 2024/25 Premier League season kick-off this weekend, anticipation is at an all-time high. The summer transfer window has seen significant moves, reshaping the top clubs and setting the stage for another thrilling title race.
At the start of every season, fans brim with optimismβthis year, surely, will be our year. But reality often bites quickly. As βThe False Nineβ begins its first season preview, hereβs a look at what might unfold.
Manchester City: The Last Dance
What more can be said about Pep Guardiolaβs achievements at Manchester City? Theyβre on the brink of a dominance not seen in the Premier League since Sir Alex Fergusonβs reign at Manchester United. With rumours swirling that this will be Pepβs final season at the Etihad, City are primed for a grand finaleβanother league title, their seventh in the last eight years.
City have quietly strengthened in key areas, bringing in the promising Savinho while retaining the core of their squad. The departure of JuliΓ‘n Γlvarez to AtlΓ©tico Madrid, while notable, isnβt likely to cause much concern unless Erling Haaland suffers a major injury (spoiler alert: not going to happen). Oscar Bobb looks poised to step into Γlvarezβs shoes should the need arise.
Prediction: Manchester City will win another Premier League title in Pepβs βLast Danceβ season, with Arsenal posing the only serious challenge.
Arsenal: The Unfinished Symphony
The Arsenal. After back-to-back seasons where they could, and perhaps should, have clinched the title, will this be the year they finally dethrone Manchester City?
Mikel Arteta has enjoyed another productive summer, bolstering an already strong defence with the signing of Riccardo Calafiori. However, the lack of a clinical forward remains a glaring issue. Many were surprised that Arsenal didnβt make a move for someone like Ivan Toney from Brentford.
Gabriel Jesus is a decent option up front, but βdecentβ doesnβt win you league titles. Arteta has proven heβs the right man for the job at Arsenal, but their title hopes hinge on the possibility of a City slip up.
Prediction: Arsenal will once again push City to the wire, but without a top-tier forward, a second-place finish seems their likely fate.
Manchester United: The Sleeping Giant
Last season was one to forget for Manchester United. Few would have raised eyebrows if Erik ten Hag had been shown the door, but the clubβs new owners have decided to roll the dice and give the Dutchman another season.
United have arguably had one of the best off-seasons, alongside Spurs, with signings like Leny Yoro, Joshua Zirkzee, Matthijs de Ligt, and Noussair Mazraoui strengthening their squad. Garnacho also seems poised for a breakout season.
However, there are still significant concerns: Ten Hag remains unconvincing as a manager, the team has a poor injury record (Yoro is already sidelined), thereβs no clear style of play, and Marcus Rashford may be entering a stagnation phase akin to Anthony Martial. Most worryingly, United lack a reliable striker who can score more than 10 league goals.
Prediction: United will be battling for a 5th or 6th place finish, with Ten Hag unlikely to see out the season.
Liverpool: The Rebuilders
Liverpool are entering a new era following the departure of JΓΌrgen Klopp. While the squad doesnβt need a complete overhaul, a new manager often means new players to suit his vision.
This makes Liverpoolβs quiet summer all the more surprising. Theyβve yet to make a single significant signing, leaving Arne Slot to work with what he has.
Despite this, Liverpool had an encouraging pre-season, but as any seasoned football fan knows, pre-season form counts for little when the real action begins. Their failed bid for Real Sociedadβs MartΓn Zubimendi means theyβll rely on Wataru Endo and Ryan Gravenberch to fill the number six role, while up front, the continued faith in Darwin NΓΊΓ±ez remains perplexing.
Prediction: If Arne Slot manages to win the league, it would be one of the most remarkable managerial achievements of the decade. But thatβs unlikely and Liverpool will be scrapping for a 3rd place finish.
Chelsea: The Chaos Contenders
Letβs get straight to the pointβEnzo Maresca will be lucky to see out the season as Chelseaβs manager.
The signings are puzzling, team chemistry is lacking, the manager seems out of his depth, and the ownership doesnβt inspire confidence.
That said, Chelsea have a potential league Player of the Season candidate in Cole Palmer, who could single-handedly change their fortunes. However, with opponents likely to mark him closely, itβs hard to see Chelsea thriving.
Prediction: A tough season lies ahead for Chelsea, both on and off the pitch, with a 6th place finish on the cards.
Tottenham Hotspur: The Kingmakers
Tottenham Hotspurβthe perennial underachievers. Could this finally be the season they win some silverware?
Itβs tempting to say yes. Spurs have had a strong off-season, strengthening key positions, and Ange Postecoglou is settling in well. With another season under his belt, Spurs might surprise a few people this year.
Theyβre unlikely to be in the title race, but expect strong cup runs and a role as potential kingmakers with their performances against the top six.
Prediction: A strong season that sees Spurs secure Champions League qualification with a 4th place finish and potential key role in determining where the title goes.
Title Prediction
While Manchester City remains the team to beat, Arsenal and Liverpool are poised to be their closest challengers. Arsenalβs style of play and Liverpoolβs tactical evolution will push City, but the defending championsβ depth and experience give them the edge. Pep's Last Dance will not be ruined. Expect City to narrowly retain their title, with Arsenal as runners-up and Liverpool rounding out the top three.
This season, like every other, will be full of surprises, but these predictions offer a glimpse into what might be one of the most competitive Premier League campaigns in recent memory.
Let us know what you think in the comments.
The False Nine 2024/25 Season predictions:
Manchester City
Arsenal
Liverpool
Tottenham Hotspur
Manchester United
Chelsea
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no league football this weekend and with 3 months left in the season, a good time to revisit premier league predictions for @thefalsenine https://paragraph.xyz/@thefalsenine/202425-premier-league-predictions-who-will-rise-and-fall
Slot clearly being remarkable! ;-p
very remarkable! π
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my hero! π
i cannot stop laughing at this. πππ https://paragraph.xyz/@thefalsenine/202425-premier-league-predictions-who-will-rise-and-fall?referrer=0x04333a1788a47068b9102d2d35695c312a0b312f
I think I was maybe a bit harsh lol but also doubting they will make it to 6th
i think they might find a way just on the basis of the talent they have at their disposal.
my favorite bit was βerik ten hag had a season to forgetβ
straightforward and mean! πππ
At least, nobody thought we could get to 6th position last season but we amazed you all. We will be doing that this coming season again.
amen. we'll be watching.
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Lol chelsea gunna be Kinder Garden FC, no one stop guardiola next season i think π
yo, liverpool fans. how are you feeling about your team's quiet summer? https://paragraph.xyz/@thefalsenine/202425-premier-league-predictions-who-will-rise-and-fall?referrer=0x04333a1788a47068b9102d2d35695c312a0b312f
I like the squad and Iβd rather give Slot time to play around with what he has than go spend rashly Zubimendi wouldβve been nice but Iβm not one to say no signings = no progress
true. plus you haven't really seen the best of players like szoboszlai yet.
Imagine if Darwin stops hitting the woodwork & missing sitters.
That last friendly was pretty exciting, imo. They looked energized & coordinated from the little I saw.
i've just finished listening to a podcast and someone predicted that they'll finish 6th. πππ
Sheesh! No confidence in Slot ball. I can see third like you said, but dang.
Dive into /thefalsenine's Premier League Predictions as we break down who will rise, who will fall, and what to expect in the season ahead. Is it another title for City, or will Arsenal finally take the crown? πβ½οΈ https://paragraph.xyz/@thefalsenine/202425-premier-league-predictions-who-will-rise-and-fall
Great article! While I agree with the top 4 favorite picks, I canβt see Chelsea and Man Utd being that close to the top 4. Newcastle, Aston Villa, West Ham will be strong contenders and I wouldnβt be surprised if at least one of them breaks into the top 6.
Thanks yeah I think Chelsea could be the one to fall out of top 6. Newcastle would be my pick for the underdog contenders. Not sure about West Ham and Villa will have their hands full with Champions League football.
Oh yeah, forgot about the UCL factor, Villa will have some problems in the league because of that for sure. Newcastle probably the strongest of of these. West Ham have signed some impressive players - but still a wait and see.